dontgigglesherlock:

the hobbit: an unexpected hot dwarf

the hobbit: the desolation of feels

the hobbit: the battle of the five stages of grief

I am a princess

elasmosaurus:

elasmosaurus:

Sherlock, John, Moriarty, Irene and Molly.

Inspired by SDCClocked.

Edit: Now with Lestrade and Mycroft

petitpotato:

Quick reminder, that we often try to catch up with some super artist that isn’t even real. You know, that one who can do absolutely anything, learnt it within a week, doesn’t need any sleep and is working on like a hundred successful projects at the same time. We’re being all sad and frustrated because we think we’re no good compared to that one super artist. But then, who is?

neil-gaiman:

gameofthorins:

I want to spend a day in the mind of Neil Gaiman, honestly. 

You really don’t. It’s weird in here. Also I think that thing over there in the corner of my mind is moving.

Don’t look. Maybe it won’t see us.

Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via wordsthat-speak)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

wheezy how can i get my husband to buy me more ice cream

wheezytumblr:

Subliminally. Say things like, “The other day I rounded a corner and there was a clown. I-cecreamed.” Or “I really angered my friend Isaac the other day and boy did Isaac-ream me out.”

Or just buy your own dang ice cream!

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house